Caption Competition

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Come up with an amusing caption for our latest competition and you could win a bottle of bubbly!

For a chance to win a bottle of champagne or a £20 donation to the charity of your choice, either email your captions for the above image to for posting on our website (state ANON if you don't wish to be accredited); or LIKE our Facebook page, then add a caption to the photo attached.

Terms and Conditions Apply - Add as many captions as you like, UK competition only!

The deadline for entries will be Monday 31st July 2017, you will be then notified for your details.

Current Entries

"After sitting in that car all day long, it’s not Formula One I need, it’s Preparation H"

Rob Falconer

"Same here - sometimes I fancy just wearing a plain donkey jacket"

Valerie Ganne

"Lewis "Congratulations, you've passed your Crash Course driving test."

Ken Wilkinson

"You want to date me. Hmmm I'll have a think"

Gursh Atwal

"Red's your colour-it matches your eyes."

Liz Tubby

"Unbeknownst to Sebastian, Lewis had been wearing a wire."

Edwin McCracken

"And now just the sunglasses and you'll have the whole ensemble."

Richard Hammond

Previous Winners


June Entrant

"Shhhhh! ...... Quiet please ...... My Temazepam is kicking in."

Andrew Whalley


May Entrant

"Sadly Theresa's coin trick had been seen many times before."

Edwin McCracken


April Entrant

"At least I'll avoid any more Legs-it jokes with this pose!!"

Lyn Pringle