Caption Competition

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Come up with an amusing caption for our latest competition and you could win a bottle of bubbly!

For a chance to win a bottle of champagne or a £20 donation to the charity of your choice, either email your captions for the above image to for posting on our website (state ANON if you don't wish to be accredited); or LIKE our Facebook page, then add a caption to the photo attached.

Terms and Conditions Apply - Add as many captions as you like, UK competition only!

The deadline for entries will be Sunday 31st May 2017, you will be then notified for your details.

Current Entries

"Sadly Theresa's coin trick had been seen many times before."

Edwin McCracken

"Election latest, Streaking Glove Puppet gives Theresa May a right earful."

Ken Wilkinson

"Sorry, Britain, but you’ve been stood up"

Rob Falconer

"Theresa hears the British electorate calling out 'May Day!'"

Valerie Ganne

"No matter how hard she tried Theresa couldn’t carry out a Wurzel Gummidge -esque head change."

Liz Tubby

Previous Winners


April Entrant

"At least I'll avoid any more Legs-it jokes with this pose!!"

Lyn Pringle


March Entrant

"Brian and Martha - we got PWC to fax over your P45s. Do you want to come up and collect them?"

Erica Prendeville


February Entrant

"Page 7 fella Vladímir, 64 from Saint Petersburg said "I am very concerned with recent events in the US". We just admire the way he holds his rod."

Edwin McCracken